ciggawet:

When a man’s jaw clenches so does my pussy wassup daddy

My mannnn

(via everythingseventuall)

fartgallery:

bewbin:

fartgallery:

Poop™

I have just trademarked poop. You wanna take one? I’ll see you in court motherfucker

ill bring the basketball

Basketball™

Like hell u are

(via forgave)

grumpysalmon:

nerd-mentality:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

Wow

im looking up dragon ball z trivia

(Source: absentions, via everythingseventuall)

hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via forgave)

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